When I left work today, I got to my car and said, “Walmart Neighborhood Market” to remind myself to go there. Then I realized I’d said that out loud with the door still wide open. There were a lot of people around, since we all came from the same shuttle.
So instead of closing the door and driving away like a reasonable person, I whispered, “Lissa make sure the car door is closed before you start talking to yourself.”
I don’t know how much longer I can pretend to be a real human.
this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them
how do you DRESS like the music you listen to???
as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume
real fans imagine the dragon costume
i’m a bare naked ladies fan and let me tell you