sidnugget:

I would enjoy school more if it was acceptable to bring a blanket

Reblogged from I Can't with Baekhyun

quiet-desperati0n:

I am a feminist because
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.

fstw:

shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool

Reblogged from I Can't with Baekhyun

jesuser:

imagine all your online friends living near you

Reblogged from im a fool for you

5sos with their kids

  • luke's daughter: daddy can you give me ceweal?
  • luke: wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERE'S THE CEREAL
  • ashton: I DONT KNOW STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE'RE 2 FEET APART
  • ashton's son: *giggles uncontrollably*
  • calum's son: *walks up to luke's daughter* *hands cereal* here you go
  • luke's daughter: *blushes*
  • calum: look at my son, picking up chicks like-
  • luke: continue that sentence and I'll chop ur balls off
  • michael's son: daddy uncle luke said balls hehe
  • michael: there's nothing to cut bc uncle cal has no balls *high fives son*
  • calum: god michael ur such an asshole
  • ashton's son: daddy what's an asshole
  • ashton: oh my god where did you learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID
  • luke: stop screaming jesus christ
  • luke's daughter: *counts cheerios as she eat them* one... two... thwee...
  • michael's son: ur a loser lol
  • michael: that's my son right there
  • luke: oh jeez not again
  • calum's son: daddy did you get another tattoo
  • calum: yeah but don't tell mom
  • calum's son: but you can't hide that
  • calum: not if you wear a sweater, son
  • luke's daughter: DADDY UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word -AN ASS
  • luke: whERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD
  • all the kids: uncle calum
  • luke: *glares at calum*
  • michael's son: daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?
  • ashton: oh my god where do you kids learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER
  • calum's son: isn't that my daddy's job
  • calum: nice one *high fives son*
  • luke: why did it reach this point all I did was ask ash from some damn cereal
  • luke's daughter: daddy what does damn me-
  • ashton: no need to learn that word child, no need

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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lukeftcliffordd:

ashtonsdimps:

mukeulele:

calums-penguin:

arseluke:

magnificalum:

ashtonirwinyesplease:

(x)

fookin ell

is this what sex feels like

I will never be emotionally stable to listen to this

holy fucking shit

(wait but does he squeak in the end i’m laughing)

i made the most unhuman noise when I listened to this

oh my fucking god

FUCK YOU CALUM

addicten:

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

me if i worked 

addicten:

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

me if i worked 

Reblogged from // semi-hiatus //

yoncevevo:

calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact